dyslexics of the world untie!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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