- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Women's rights

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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