- Anti Joke

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

antonis sister is mighty fine

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

whats brown and booky a book.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!