Obama = ebola

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Anti Joke

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