- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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