- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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