- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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