- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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