- Anti Joke

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you