- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Oh, go away

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

TIMMY

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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