- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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