- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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