- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

I'm so punny.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

you give like i give lomain

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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