- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Banana Hamock.

drugs.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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