what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Chlamydia

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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