- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Chlamydia

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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