- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

I'm so punny.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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