- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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