A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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