- Anti Joke

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Anti Joke

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