why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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