- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Y u do dis?

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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