A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

where's mom I killed her

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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