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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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