- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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