A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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