- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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