- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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