- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

I'm homeless.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Sixty... eight

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

whats my name? Matt

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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