- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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