- Anti Joke

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.