A fat guy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Poop.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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