- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women left the kitchen.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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