What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Pickles

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A fat guy!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Poop.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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