Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Donald Trump

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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