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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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