- Anti Joke

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.