Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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