- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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