- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Women's Rights

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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