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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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