- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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