teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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nolan is gay

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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