What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Women's rights

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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