- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did john say to bob Hey bob

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