- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Gay rights.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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