- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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