your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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