- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

"hey do you know the date" "58"

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

I'm so punny.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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