- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

fish fishy caoimhin

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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