How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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knock knock come in !

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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