- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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