what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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