- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Women's rights.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

There is no I in Pie except for the I

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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