When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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