- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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