- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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