Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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