What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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