Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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