What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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