- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Amazing

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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