- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

White men's rights

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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