- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Obama = ebola

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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