Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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