Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Obama = ebola

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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