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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

a black guy hates chicken.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.