If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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