- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

A: Knock Knock B: 7

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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