Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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