This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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