Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A shark ate your mom

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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