- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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