Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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