- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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