It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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