- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

I enjoy Popcorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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