- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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