-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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run farther?

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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