- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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