- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I enjoy Popcorn

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

I'm homeless.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Pickles

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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