Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A women left the kitchen.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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