Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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