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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Hello.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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