- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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