- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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autistic kids rock

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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