There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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