CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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