- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

antonis sister is mighty fine

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Good job, son.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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