whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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