- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

i saw amango it splootered

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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