- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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