- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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