- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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