What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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