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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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