How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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