- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What would u like to drink?

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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