Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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