- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Who is it?

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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