What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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