- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A gay man watches football.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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