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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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