- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

here's a joke... the american education society

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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