- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A chicken walks into a barn.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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