I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Anti Joke

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