To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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