Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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