Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Chick Norris... Enough said

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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