these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Justin Beiber

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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