Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Balls

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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