yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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