A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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