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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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