- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

womens rights.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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