What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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