yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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