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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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