- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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