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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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