Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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