- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

knock knock whos there open open who the door

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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