How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Your mother just died.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Sarah Palin.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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people magazine

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Jersey Shore.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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