How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Your big dick.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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