Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What if I told you.....potatoe

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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