- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

scraggle is in you pillow case

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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