Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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im @ work, LOL.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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p lkl

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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