- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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