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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

you gay?

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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