What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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