- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

nolan is gay

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What's funny? Women's rights.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Jeff

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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