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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Justin Bieber.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Abortion.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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