Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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