- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A: Knock Knock B: 7

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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