- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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