- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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