There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

scraggle is in you pillow case

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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