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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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