- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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