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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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