- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Balls

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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