a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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