Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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