Neither have I, nobody knew him.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A muslim paints Mohammed

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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