The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

123 f*ck off

What's better than a stick? A stone

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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