What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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