- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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