Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A muslim paints Mohammed

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

women's rights

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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