- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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