What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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You were born.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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