- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's your guys names?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

joe diragi whacks off his dog

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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