- Anti Joke

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

why was justin sad? his family was murdered