- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

hey justin

Face...the other white meat!

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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