How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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- Helen Keller

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Anti Joke

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