- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What fires shots? A gun

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

123 f*ck off

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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