In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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