- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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