- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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