- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Balls

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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