- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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